Larry Arguello

Don’t Eat So F**king Much

A humorous, no-nonsense journey through midnight snacks, diner feasts, and
dessert awakenings.

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Looked in the mirror, and a voice said:

“I looked in the mirror, and a voice said: ‘Don’t eat so f***ing much!’”

Larry Arguello

Lawyer, Writer and Speaker.

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Don’t Eat So F**king Much

Don’t Eat So Fucking Much by Larry K. Arguello is the laugh-out-loud, brutally honest, and wildly entertaining guide to diet, self-control, and the emotional chaos of food. Through hilarious short stories and unforgettable characters from midnight snackers to dessert addicts and BBQ warriors, this book delivers a single, timeless truth with gut-busting clarity: “Don’t eat so fucking much!” Whether you’re struggling with your willpower or just need a good laugh (and maybe both), this is the only diet book you’ll actually want to read. Honest, irreverent, and oddly inspirational—this is weight loss with a punchline.

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My Story

Larry K. Arguello is a retired attorney who practiced law for over 40 years. Larry’s hobbies included cooking, eating, humor, and poetry. He now lives in a small town of Amador City, located in the California Gold and Wine Country.